Children jokes

Stick insects!

What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

What's the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity...Read the whole joke

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|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke

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|Who is the worm's Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke

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The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters "ILU" written on it. The teache...Read the whole joke

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|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!...Read the whole joke

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|Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke

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The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied...Read the whole joke

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"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirtee...Read the whole joke

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