Christmas jokes

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of yo...Read the whole joke

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...Read the whole joke

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...Read the whole joke

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the s...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that stea...Read the whole joke

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !...Read the whole joke

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