Christmas jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....Read the whole joke

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !...Read the whole joke

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke

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