Christmas jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells....Read the whole joke

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to ...Read the whole joke

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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Fo...Read the whole joke

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What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke

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