Christmas jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you ca...Read the whole joke

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't ...Read the whole joke

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!...Read the whole joke

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet ...Read the whole joke

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