Christmas jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...Read the whole joke

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet ...Read the whole joke

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !...Read the whole joke

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