Christmas jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...Read the whole joke

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !...Read the whole joke

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Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke

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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !...Read the whole joke

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It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when th...Read the whole joke

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke

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