Christmas jokes

What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....Read the whole joke

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !...Read the whole joke

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !...Read the whole joke

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!...Read the whole joke

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't ...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'...Read the whole joke

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