Christmas jokes

Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't ...Read the whole joke

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein ...Read the whole joke

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