Christmas jokes

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

What's the most popular wine at Christmas? "I don't like sprouts!"...Read the whole joke

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'...Read the whole joke

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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke

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What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up alre...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke

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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that stea...Read the whole joke

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