Christmas jokes

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me someth...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to ...Read the whole joke

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Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn't ...Read the whole joke

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season...Read the whole joke

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...Read the whole joke

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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !...Read the whole joke

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