Christmas jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !...Read the whole joke

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the s...Read the whole joke

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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that stea...Read the whole joke

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me someth...Read the whole joke

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Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke

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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. Wha...Read the whole joke

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