Christmas jokes

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues....Read the whole joke

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke

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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !...Read the whole joke

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke

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Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr....Read the whole joke

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke

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|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke

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