Christmas jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in ...Read the whole joke

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side....Read the whole joke

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !...Read the whole joke

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein ...Read the whole joke

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can't ...Read the whole joke

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke

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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke

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