Christmas jokes

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....Read the whole joke

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke

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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!...Read the whole joke

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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !...Read the whole joke

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke

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