Christmas jokes

What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Fo...Read the whole joke

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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!...Read the whole joke

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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid....Read the whole joke

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet ...Read the whole joke

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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !...Read the whole joke

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke

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|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke

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What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !...Read the whole joke

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