Christmas jokes

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus !...Read the whole joke

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"Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don'...Read the whole joke

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations? Santa Clues....Read the whole joke

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke

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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!...Read the whole joke

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke

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