Christmas jokes

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to ...Read the whole joke

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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke

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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke

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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !...Read the whole joke

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!...Read the whole joke

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you ca...Read the whole joke

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Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke

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