Christmas jokes

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...Read the whole joke

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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !...Read the whole joke

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How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !...Read the whole joke

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'...Read the whole joke

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One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I'm on my way, Fath...Read the whole joke

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke

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