Christmas jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !

I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke

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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly....Read the whole joke

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It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when th...Read the whole joke

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What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?...Read the whole joke

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I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in ...Read the whole joke

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke

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