Christmas jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !

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A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears...Read the whole joke

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I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sl...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lad...Read the whole joke

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke

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'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you ca...Read the whole joke

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !...Read the whole joke

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