Christmas jokes

Christmas jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !...Read the whole joke

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!...Read the whole joke

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ? "A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!...Read the whole joke

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !...Read the whole joke

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Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the re...Read the whole joke

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What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!...Read the whole joke

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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !...Read the whole joke

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !...Read the whole joke

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !...Read the whole joke

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How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !...Read the whole joke

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !...Read the whole joke

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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !...Read the whole joke

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?...Read the whole joke

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don'...Read the whole joke

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