Christmas jokes

Christmas jokes

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of yo...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia....Read the whole joke

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My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me someth...Read the whole joke

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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!...Read the whole joke

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I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born in...Read the whole joke

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I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down thei...Read the whole joke

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What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sa...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a fi...Read the whole joke

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What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? F...Read the whole joke

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lad...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you'd...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that stea...Read the whole joke

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Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to ...Read the whole joke

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Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Chris...Read the whole joke

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Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do tha...Read the whole joke

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What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly....Read the whole joke

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What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'...Read the whole joke

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A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'...Read the whole joke

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A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'...Read the whole joke

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