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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe...Read the whole joke

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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into ...Read the whole joke

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Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. Wha...Read the whole joke

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Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the oce...Read the whole joke

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What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold....Read the whole joke

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ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen....Read the whole joke

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What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish....Read the whole joke

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus....Read the whole joke

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side....Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....Read the whole joke

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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you....Read the whole joke

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ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack t...Read the whole joke

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!...Read the whole joke

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis....Read the whole joke

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph...Read the whole joke

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What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!...Read the whole joke

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What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!...Read the whole joke

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How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid....Read the whole joke

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....Read the whole joke

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas...Read the whole joke

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