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irish ... light bulb joke

How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke

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1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke

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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke

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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke

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A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke

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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t...Read the whole joke

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A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke

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