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Mohammed and Douglas Adams

Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n...Read the whole joke

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A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke

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Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ...Read the whole joke

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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke

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A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu...Read the whole joke

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A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approach...Read the whole joke

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Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke

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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke

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So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke

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