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.....olympics

Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, "I didn't kno...Read the whole joke

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A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ...Read the whole joke

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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents ...Read the whole joke

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1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-size...Read the whole joke

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And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...Read the whole joke

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1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke

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10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...Read the whole joke

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Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke

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