Comedian jokes

Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke

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Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke

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I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke

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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke

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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke

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Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke

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I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke

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