Comedian jokes

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke

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I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke

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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke

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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke

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eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke

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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke

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When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke

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