Comedian jokes

Inflatable high heels

I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke

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I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke

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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke

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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke

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eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke

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I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke

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Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke

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Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke

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I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke

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