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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.-Conan O'Brien

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Environment

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke

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