Comedian jokes

Marmite Competition

I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke

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I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke

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Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke

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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke

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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke

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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke

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When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke

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Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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