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Protesting

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg

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Marmite Competition

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Environment

The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke

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Protesting

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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My Dog

Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke

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Surgery

I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke

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Pray for a bike

When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke

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Gas Stations

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke

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