Comedian jokes

Psychic Phenomena

Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin

Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke

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I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke

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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke

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eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke

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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke

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Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke

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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke

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