A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise...Read the whole joke
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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet....Read the whole joke
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. ...Read the whole joke
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Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons....Read the whole joke
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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse....Read the whole joke
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke
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"Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?" " My right hand." " Ama...Read the whole joke
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How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!...Read the whole joke
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How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail....Read the whole joke
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