Computers jokes

Customer support logs

|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke

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Definition of Programmer

Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a...Read the whole joke

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Definition of Windows

|Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell ...Read the whole joke

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Diary of a computer lamer

|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can...Read the whole joke

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Diary of an AOL User

Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is th...Read the whole joke

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Does DEC still make toasters?..

Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to ...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents d...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along wit...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat....Read the whole joke

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How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail....Read the whole joke

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How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail....Read the whole joke

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