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I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog nev...Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language....Read the whole joke

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E-mail jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the qu...Read the whole joke

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Emacs acronyms

|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke

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Error codes in Windows

|WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger WinErr 002: No Error - Yet WinErr 003: Dynamic linkin...Read the whole joke

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Ethical software group

|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO "WATCH LIST"New York, NJ, Nov. 11 -- People for the Ethical Treat...Read the whole joke

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Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs

|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke

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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!

Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthet...Read the whole joke

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Fixing broken computers

|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke

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Floppy disk care

|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never l...Read the whole joke

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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade

Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro...Read the whole joke

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Gender and computers

|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless. A better mo...Read the whole joke

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Girlfriend 1.0 software

|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke

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Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail

Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'...Read the whole joke

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God and the Computer

God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there...Read the whole joke

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Graphics work too much

|You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gourau...Read the whole joke

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Great news for Bill Gates

|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was ve...Read the whole joke

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Hacker syndrome

|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke

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Have a Microsoft Christmas

|'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except fat...Read the whole joke

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Help stories from Tech Support

|Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke

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