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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m...Read the whole joke

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How to shoot yourself in the foot

|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...Read the whole joke

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Human DNA Code (C) God

God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylit...Read the whole joke

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Husband 1.0

|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory ...Read the whole joke

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I have a keyboard error

|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke

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I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke

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I'm ignoring Y2K

|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke

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IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement

IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke

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If Apple made toasters...

If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke

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If Apple ran Christmas...

|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke

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If Cray made toasters...

If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke

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If Cray ran Christmas...

|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke

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If Dell ran Christmas...

|Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke

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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer

|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke

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If Fisher Price ran Christmas...

|"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke

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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...

If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke

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If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...

|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke

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If IBM made toasters...

If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke

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If IBM ran Christmas...

|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke

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If Microsoft built cars

|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke

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