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If Microsoft made toasters...

If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke

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If Microsoft ran Christmas...

|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke

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If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily...Read the whole joke

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If Operating Systems Were Beers

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully...Read the whole joke

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If Radio Shack ran Christmas...

|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what they were for. Or you c...Read the whole joke

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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...

|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke

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If Sony ran Christmas...

|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke

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If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas...

|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke

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If the NSA ran Christmas...

|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke

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If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas...

|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke

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If Thinking Machines ran Christmas...

|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke

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If Timex ran Christmas...

|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke

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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas...

|They would immediately change the name to WatMas....Read the whole joke

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If Wang made toasters...

If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke

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imigration test

You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke

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Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner

|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke

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Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...

Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke

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Internet addictions

|Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD)As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IA...Read the whole joke

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Internet can get worse

|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke

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Internet highway blues

|The Information Highway BluesMy baby's got my 486. My cellular phone's on the blink. My fax's gone ...Read the whole joke

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