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Newest MS computer game

|Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke

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Now thats lazy!

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer....Read the whole joke

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Ode to spell checkers

|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee mar...Read the whole joke

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Oh the Internet is slow

|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke

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Operating systems as beers

|DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefu...Read the whole joke

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Password selection rules

|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing faci...Read the whole joke

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PC Manifesto V3.0

The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and...Read the whole joke

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Pest-by-Modem

Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like...Read the whole joke

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Possible IBM acronyms

|IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macin...Read the whole joke

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Process-Oriented God

Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...Read the whole joke

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Program Manager

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outd...Read the whole joke

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Programmer's drinking song

|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke

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Programming language acronyms

|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idioti...Read the whole joke

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Purchasing furniture

|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke

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Real opcodes

|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...Read the whole joke

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Real software engineers eat quiche.

|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke

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Software development cycle

|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Pro...Read the whole joke

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Software Development Process

Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3)...Read the whole joke

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Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology

Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different ...Read the whole joke

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Solution to the Y2K problem

|The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...Read the whole joke

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