Computers jokes

Some possible computer bumper stickers

|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the c...Read the whole joke

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Subject: Gullibility Virus alert

TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) *****************************************************...Read the whole joke

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Surfing the Internet

|Surfin' the NetSo I think I'm in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start...Read the whole joke

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Tech Glossary

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsol...Read the whole joke

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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry

|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke

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Thank you for the emails

THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful t...Read the whole joke

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The 25 BBS Commandments

|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke

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The Apple explosion

|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke

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The Borg versus Microsoft

|Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke

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The computer prayer

|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke

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The computer user's reboot poem

|Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke

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The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans

The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: pa...Read the whole joke

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The hunting season

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches t...Read the whole joke

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The Irish Virus

An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the "IRISH VIRUS". As we don't have any programm...Read the whole joke

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The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus

The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is ver...Read the whole joke

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THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST

THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to ...Read the whole joke

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The Numbers of the Beast

The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know...Read the whole joke

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The power of shifting

|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke

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The problem is at your end

|One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke

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The programmer's cheer

|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke

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