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The Story of Micro and Mini

The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandpr...Read the whole joke

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The system crash song

|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke

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The technical geek test

|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke

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The Technologically Challenged

The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged)...Read the whole joke

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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers

|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke

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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account

|10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke

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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker

|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke

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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas

|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke

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The Windows Rejection Song

|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke

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The Y-Zero-K Problem

The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: A...Read the whole joke

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There are four basic types of chain letters: I

There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you ...Read the whole joke

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There was life before the computer

|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke

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Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say

Things You Don't Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your ba...Read the whole joke

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Top nine reasons computers must be female

|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke

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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke

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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It...Read the whole joke

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TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS

TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts pro...Read the whole joke

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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer

|10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke

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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke

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Twas the night before crisis

|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke

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