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Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...

Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: o...Read the whole joke

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Type what I tell you

|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke

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Types of computer viruses

|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but ...Read the whole joke

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Uh-Oh!!

The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private in...Read the whole joke

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USENET Parody

USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. D...Read the whole joke

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User song and music

|User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and b...Read the whole joke

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Virus Alert

Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system...Read the whole joke

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Waiting on a long line

|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke

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We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a...

We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce th...Read the whole joke

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!...Read the whole joke

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What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that neve...Read the whole joke

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What movies teach us

|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke

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Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?

Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really s...Read the whole joke

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why the television is better than the World Wide Web

|10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9. When was the last t...Read the whole joke

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Windows 98 hourly tweaks

|11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke

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Would you define OCR?

|OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back i...Read the whole joke

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Write your code in C

|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke

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You have an Internet addiction when . . .

|You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...Read the whole joke

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