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Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own webs...Read the whole joke

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Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Fina...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman c...Read the whole joke

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As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a...Read the whole joke

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A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The ...Read the whole joke

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Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2...Read the whole joke

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A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest prof...Read the whole joke

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Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard abo...Read the whole joke

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One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in fr...Read the whole joke

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Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "I'm running Windows '95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isn't working now." ...Read the whole joke

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- Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask yo...Read the whole joke

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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for con...Read the whole joke

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I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But th...Read the whole joke

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Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years...Read the whole joke

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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry ...Read the whole joke

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company...Read the whole joke

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One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he ...Read the whole joke

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...Read the whole joke

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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke

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