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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...Read the whole joke

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Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke

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Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke

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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke

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A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer...Read the whole joke

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While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat f...Read the whole joke

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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphic...Read the whole joke

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Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke

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The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke

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Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke

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Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust co...Read the whole joke

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A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke

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A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke

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A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke

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A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke

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A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the loca...Read the whole joke

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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling...Read the whole joke

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A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him...Read the whole joke

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke

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Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke

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