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Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"...Read the whole joke

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Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Compute...Read the whole joke

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Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the...Read the whole joke

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Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What w...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok,...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "Hi, I'm supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack i...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of ...Read the whole joke

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Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done someth...Read the whole joke

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Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters....Read the whole joke

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A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. ...Read the whole joke

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A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything sh...Read the whole joke

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After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered use...Read the whole joke

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There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft ...Read the whole joke

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"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying...Read the whole joke

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the...Read the whole joke

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Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017, but that...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist....Read the whole joke

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