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Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning lab...Read the whole joke

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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations....Read the whole joke

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Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND...Read the whole joke

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Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider? A: "Life is like a bo...Read the whole joke

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Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586? A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pent...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod....Read the whole joke

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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches...Read the whole joke

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A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of t...Read the whole joke

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If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operat...Read the whole joke

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Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPer...Read the whole joke

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar....Read the whole joke

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk....Read the whole joke

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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat....Read the whole joke

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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness....Read the whole joke

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To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer....Read the whole joke

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Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are....Read the whole joke

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Read the whole joke

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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI....Read the whole joke

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The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord....Read the whole joke

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31...Read the whole joke

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