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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir....Read the whole joke

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A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thou...Read the whole joke

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"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow....Read the whole joke

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke

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How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!...Read the whole joke

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the ...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !...Read the whole joke

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Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're plann...Read the whole joke

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