Criminal jokes

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Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a burglar downstairs eating the ca...Read the whole joke

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Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank....Read the whole joke

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the gua...Read the whole joke

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Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the livi...Read the whole joke

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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree....Read the whole joke

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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeve...Read the whole joke

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !...Read the whole joke

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Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make mon...Read the whole joke

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Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were ...Read the whole joke

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