Criminal jokes

Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal.

An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place...Read the whole joke

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What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !...Read the whole joke

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts...Read the whole joke

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What diploma do criminals get? The third degree....Read the whole joke

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t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charge...Read the whole joke

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !...Read the whole joke

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Who is the strongest thief? A shoplifter....Read the whole joke

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A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or tra...Read the whole joke

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Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen? Criminal: It wasn't when I took it....Read the whole joke

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